Hessian Hobbies

Here at Hessian Hobbies we had a tough question to answer. “What do Metal Dads do when their kids are bored?” Answer! “THEY CRAFT!” Song: “Summoning Lupine” by Leviathan, released on Moribund Records

25 Responses to Hessian Hobbies

  1. pinTIMguin says:

    @Satantransvertdeath
    Hahahaha. You know why I’m laughing? :D
    Because I KNOW how unhappy you are and how empty your life is. Hahahahaha.

  2. BeyondOrwell says:

    @pinTIMguin

    did your god teach you to laugh at the misery of others?

  3. alexandrosccc says:

    whats the name of the song at 1:18 ?

  4. sc4v3ng3r says:

    Good, let us teach kids how to disregard any form of icons and mind poisoning institutions.

  5. Satantransvertdeath says:

    @pinTIMguin

    I’m laughing because I KNOW how ignorant you are and how empty your mind is. :)

    PS: A man/woman of God would not make assumptions like you just did.

  6. JeffersonWeedwhacker says:

    METAL!!!

  7. movezig1 says:

    this is awesome!!!

  8. kenwells85 says:

    Dude! Your nice table! :O

  9. Kobosou says:

    Ah, just was awesome and hilarious at the same time.

  10. m00se321 says:

    @alexandrosccc,,,,, LEVIATHAN-(Summoning Lupine)

  11. Dreadlockyx says:

    @TheDallyLama
    Must have been a christian.

  12. NocturnalPirate says:

    This is fucking awesome!

  13. AnimeGuy9 says:

    Aww, that’s just precious.

  14. Pablo3b1919 says:

    Hail MetalHeads!

  15. mizorishirayuki76 says:

    Hahhahha nice :D

  16. Heavymetalgamer28 says:

    If I have kids, I’ll raise em like this \m/

  17. jorge1985666 says:

    mejor educacion!! para nuestros hijos !! jejeje black metal!! jejeej esto es trabajo padre e hijo!!! jejeje

  18. castorpower666 says:

    406 jehovah witness disliked this

  19. guasamamollito says:

    Así educare a mi hija

  20. Jesuscristolove666 says:

    fuck god

  21. madcow7771 says:

    awe arts and crafts in 3rd degree burn. Brings back childhood memories and good parent did supervise the child and let the adult have all the fun at the very end. LAWL! OK kids you can’t play with fire without parent supervision, again i said “without” so yeah i am watching go play with the elements kids, its fun. :D

  22. LucifersArms666 says:

    @TheDallyLama i might be right there with you… my girlfriends family is insanely religious… oh well. they should no better lmao in my info my religious status is satanism haha

  23. AllenSeizmik says:

    This is adorable!! X3 I’d do that with my kid!

  24. RaygunShaun says:

    lawl people taking this too seriously

  25. CradleInTheCrater says:

    LMAO the metal hands at the end were perfect

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